Saturday, September 8, 2007

Season 1 Episode 2: I never met the Dead Man

Its a boy!

00:10 - Stewie using his Sesame Street phone to call the Pentagon.
01:39 - The broccoli must die.
01:59 - Captain's log.
02:33 - Peter runs over the road runner with Wile E. Coyote.
02:47 - Holy crap! Ohura's black!
03:36 - CHIPS parody. Drivin' without my phone number.
04:33 - Fox reality show: Fast animals, slow children.
05:38 - Its a girl! Can... can you check again? (Peter with sports equipment)
06:24 - Bigfoot blames Peter
06:43 - Peter sneaks into an R rated movie inside a plant.
07:07 - Peter in a towel comes to meg's class and berates her for shaving her legs.
07:43 - Tom and Dianne say nasty stuff on the news (beat up midgets, don't like blacks)
08:46 - Stewie dragging satellite dishes.
09:01 - Peter turns into an oompa loompa from eating Willy Wonka's candy.
09:25 - Sipowicz shows a guy his ass.
09:48 - Meg has an inner monologue like from "The Wonder Years"
10:22 - Scooby doo parody, one sick son of a bitch.
10:49 - First instance of "whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini"
11:00 - Wizard of Oz style TV hallucinations.
12:52 - All the channels on this thing... lifetime, cbs, UPN, ah 90210!
14:30 - Manson in jail saying "if I haven't seen it, its new to me"
15:16 - Mr Sun drops giant raisins on cars.
15:50 - Montage of outdoor activities. Catching "swamp thing" while fishing.
16:06 - Brian sees a dog like batman symbol and suddenly runs.
16:16 - Peter crashes the garage slam dunking.
16:20 - Peter waves a red blanket and gets hit by a bull.
16:50 - We're back on the air in Quahog.
17:49 - Myself, Dr McCoy, Mr. Spock, and Ensign Ricky (awwh crap).
18:29 - William Shatner's toupee.
19:03 - Fare thee well, Broccoli.
19:11 - German sausage Hitler taking over Polish and Czech.

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